Laughing Matter Joke

A pregnant woman get on a bus, and sits next to this man, who smiled.
Feeling uncomfortable moves and he smiles more.
She moves to a third seat and he starts laughing, but when she moves to a forth seat he loses control.

Later in court. "When the lady got on the bus her condition was apparent yet she sat under a sign that said "Coming soon: gold rush twins."
Then she sat under a second sign, a shaving sign it read: "Williams stick did the trick".
Yet she moved to another seat that said "Linament will reduce swelling."
Then when she moved to a forth seat the sign said "Dunlop rubber goods would have prevented this accident" and I lost control.

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