A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?"
"My mother died in August," his friend replied, "and left me $25,000. Then in September my father died, leaving me $90,000."
"Losing both parents in two months. No wonder you're depressed."
"And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000." His friend continued.
"Three close family members lost in three months? How sad."
"Then this month," concluded, the friend, "absolutely nothing!"