Drunk Police Call Jokes

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A drunk stumbles out of the bar and phones the police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, the radio, and even the accelerator," he cries out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rings a second time and the same voice came over the line. "Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."

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