Bin Laden and Bush Joke
Three men , a Canadian, Osama Bin Ladin and President
Bush are out walking together one day. They come across
a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one wish, that's three wishes
total," says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a
farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land
to be forever fertile in Canada.
With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in
Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Usama Bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall
around Afghanistan, so that no infidels can come
into our precious state."
Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there
was a huge wall around Afghanistan.
President Bush, asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell
me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high,
500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country;
nothing can get in or out---virtually impenetrable."
President Bush says, "Very impressive. Fill it with water."