Bank Robbers Joke
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman get twisted at the local pub one night and conspire to
rob the local bank. Drunk as they are, they try and rob the place but are too
drunk to pull it off. As the alarms scream, they leg it out of the bank and down
the alley. Hot on their heals are the cops, responding to the alarm. As the
three drunks round a bend, they spot a Cats and Dogs Home and jump over the
fence into the kennel yard. They see three burlap sacks lying on the ground and
they each crawl into an empty bag. The cops leap over the fence behind them and
spot the three bulging sacks on the ground. One cop kicks the first sack and the
Englishman says, "Bark! Bark!" "Ah, must be a dog!" says the cop and he
kicks the second sack. The Scotsman says, "Meow!" and the cop nods his head,
exclaiming, "Must be cats!" and turns his focus on the last sack, kicking it
sharply. The Irishman cries out, "Potatoes!"