A zebra wanted to know if he was white with black strips or black with white stips.
So he walked up to all the zebras around and asked them if he was white with black stripes or black with white stripes.
Then one of his freinds said the only way you will find out is if you ask god.
He goes to heaven and asked god and on his way out St.peater said "So what did you find out?"
The zebra said "I am white with black stripes."
St. Peter "How do you know that?"
Because god said "You are what you are."
Then St. Peter said ok!!!.
The zebra said well if I was a black hourse with white stripes god would have said
(YOU IS WHAT YOU IS)