What do you get when you cross a yak and Kanye West?
A constant yapper.
What kind of animal do you need in the Himalayas?
A yak of all trades.
Did you hear about the yak who got into a car accident?
He wrecked his cadill-yak.
How do you get a yak drunk?
With a bottle of Cogn-yak.
What do you call the yak mafia?
What has 2 tails, 3 horns and 6 feet?
A Yak with spare parts!
How did the yak almost die?
What did the grape say when the Yak stood on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What do you call an animal serial killer?
Yak the Ripper.
What do you call a yak that is full of himself?
What do you call a yak fortune teller?
Why did the Yak cross the road?
To prove to the possum that it could be done!
When does a Yak go "mooooo"?
When it is learning a new language!
Did you hear about the animal who knew the weather a year in advance?
They called him Alman-yak.
What happens to a Yak during puberty?
He gets horny.
How do you know there is a Yak in the fridge?
You cannot shut the door.
What do you call a yak that can chisel concrete?
Did you hear about the animal on Tinder?
He is a nymphomani-yak.
How do you get a yak to reproduce?
With an aphrodisi-yak.
How does a yak win the lottery?
By hitting the yak-pot.
What do you get if you cross a yak and a donkey?
What do you call an animal that's a know it all?
What do you call a yak that won't shut up?
What do you call an animal that cuts down trees?
Did you hear about the zoo animal that was totally out of control?
He was a mani-yak.
Why did the zoo name an animal Ted Cruz?
People thought it was the zodi-yak killer.
What's more amazing than a talking Yak?
A spelling bee!
What nursery rhyme do they sing in the Himalayas?
Yak and Jill.
What kind of car does a yak drive?
What do you call a Yak with a carrot in each ear?
Anything you want as he can't hear you!
Actually, I prefer Google.
If you want to live in the Himalayas you better be able to yak (hack) it.
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck and a Yak in the cab. He pulls the guy over and says...
"You can't drive around with Yaks in this town! Take him to the zoo immediately."
The guy says "OK"... and drives away.
The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with a Yak, and he is wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands...
"I thought I told you to take this Yak to the zoo yesterday?"
The guy replies...
"I did . . . today I'm taking him to the beach!"
The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the savannah.
Three weeks later, a Yak walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth.
The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes.
He took the precious book out of the Yaks mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!"
"Not really," said the Yak. "Your name is written inside the cover."
Night of Drinking
A man and his pet Yak walk into a bar. It's about 5pm, but they're ready for a good night of drinking.
They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after the other.
Finally, the bartender says: "Last call."
So, the man says, "One more for me... and one more for my Yak."
The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the Yak falls over dead.
The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave.
The bartender, yells: "Hey buddy, you can't just leave that lyin' there."
To which the man replies: "That's not a lion, that's a Yak."
A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a Yak sitting next to him.
"Are you a Yak?" asked the man, surprised.
"What are you doing at the movies?"
The Yak replied, "Well, I liked the book."