What do you get when you cross a yak and Kanye West?
A constant yapper.
What kind of animal do you need in the Himalayas?
A yak of all trades.
Did you hear about the yak who got into a car accident?
He wrecked his cadill-yak.
How do you get a yak drunk?
With a bottle of Cogn-yak.
What do you call the yak mafia?
Yak-uza.
What has 2 tails, 3 horns and 6 feet?
A Yak with spare parts!
How did the yak almost die?
Cardi-yak arrest.
What did the grape say when the Yak stood on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What do you call an animal serial killer?
Yak the Ripper.
What do you call a yak that is full of himself?
Egomani-yak.
What do you call a yak fortune teller?
Zodi-yak.
Why did the Yak cross the road?
To prove to the possum that it could be done!
When does a Yak go "mooooo"?
When it is learning a new language!
Did you hear about the animal who knew the weather a year in advance?
They called him Alman-yak.
What happens to a Yak during puberty?
He gets horny.
How do you know there is a Yak in the fridge?
You cannot shut the door.
What do you call a yak that can chisel concrete?
Yakhammer.
Did you hear about the animal on Tinder?
He is a nymphomani-yak.
How do you get a yak to reproduce?
With an aphrodisi-yak.
How does a yak win the lottery?
By hitting the yak-pot.
What do you get if you cross a yak and a donkey?
A yak-ass.
What do you call an animal that's a know it all?
Braini-yak.
What do you call a yak that won't shut up?
Yakkety Yak.
What do you call an animal that cuts down trees?
A lumber-yak.
Did you hear about the zoo animal that was totally out of control?
He was a mani-yak.
Why did the zoo name an animal Ted Cruz?
People thought it was the zodi-yak killer.
What's more amazing than a talking Yak?
A spelling bee!
What nursery rhyme do they sing in the Himalayas?
Yak and Jill.
What kind of car does a yak drive?
A Furrari.
What do you call a Yak with a carrot in each ear?
Anything you want as he can't hear you!