There was a robber and he went to this big house on a hill
Well when he saw the Priest wasn't home he went into the house
Before he had even taken two steps, he heard a voice say
"Jesus is watching you and so am I"
The burglar turned around and saw a parrot in a cage
"Oh it's just a stupid bird" he said
Right after he took a couple more steps, he heard the parrot say "Jesus is watching you and so am I"
"Shut up you stupid bird" he said
As he continued he was about level with the dinning table when he heard the parrot say "Jesus is watching you and so am I"
Before he could turn to say shut up he heard a low growl come from under the table and a huge pit bull came out
The parrot said "Sic um Jesus"