Primate Jokes
Q: What do baby apes sleep in?
A: Ape-ricots!
Q: What did the Gorilla call his first wife?
A: His prime-mate!
Q: Why do primates do so well in show biz?
A: Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!
Q: What do monkeys eat for dessert?
A: Meringue-utans!
Q: What do you call a flying primate?
A: A hot air baboon!
Q: What do you call a naughty monkey?
A: A badboon!
Q: What do you call an exploding monkey?
A: A baBOOM!
Q: What is a monkey's favorite cookie?
A: Chocolate chimp!
Q: What kind of monkey flies to school?
A: A hot air baboon.
Q: What's the first thing an ape learns in school?
A: The ape b c's!
Q: When do monkeys fall from the sky?
A: During ape-ril showers.
Q: Where does a monkey cook his toast ?
A: Under a gorilla!
Q: Which sea will make you go ape?
A: The chimpan-sea!
Q: Why did King Kong climb the Empire State building?
A: Because he couldn't fit in the elevator!
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers!