Short Bunny Jokes
Q: What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
A: A receding hare line.
Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: Its been nice gnawing you.
Q: What do you call a dumb bunny?
A: A hare brain.
Q: How many hairs in a rabbit's tail?
A: None, they're all on the outside.
Q: What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
A: The first Rabbit to lay and egg.
Q: How do you get letter to a bunny?
A: Hare mail.
Q: The more he takes away the bigger it becomes. What is it?
A: A rabbit hole.
Q: How is a rabbit like a Q-tip?
A: They both have cotton tails.
Q: What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a counterfeit cent?
A: One is a mad bunny and the other is bad money.
Q: What would you call a rabbit who is mad at the sun?
A: A hot cross bunny.
Q: What would you get if you crossed a rabbit with a bumblebee?
A: A honey bunny.
Q: How is a rabbit like a cornstalk?
A: They both have big ears.
Q: Why is a leaky faucet like a cowardly bunny?
A: Because it runs.
Q: Why is a rabbit like a cent?
A: Because it has a head on one end and a tail on the other.
Q: What do you call a bunny who tells jokes?
A: A funny bunny!
Q: How are bunnies like calculators?
A: They can multiply real fast!
Q: What is a bunny's favorite dance?
A: The bunny hop!
Q: What kind of books do bunnies read?
A: The ones with hoppy endings!
Q: What did the bunny give his girlfriend when he asked her to marry him?
A: A 13-carrot ring!
Q: Do bunnies use combs?
A: No, they use hare brushes!
Q: Why did the little girl wash her bunny?
A: Because her hare was dirty!
Q: Why did the bunnies go on strike?
A: They wanted a raise in celery!
Q: Where do Easter bunnies go to dance?
A: To the Basket ball!
Q: How do bunnies get from one vegetable garden to another?
A: They take a taxi cabbage!
Q: What do you call a bunny that has fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny!
Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A: Did you ever see a bunny with glasses?!
Q: What kind of music does a bunny listen to?
A: Hip Hop!
Q: Why are bunnies so smart?
A: Because they know how to multiply!
Q: How do bunnies keep their fur neat?
A: They use a harebrush!
Q: Why is a bunny's nose always so shiny?
A: Because his powder puff is at the wrong end!
Q: What do you call a holiday that bunnies go when when they first get married?
A: Bunnymoon!
Q: Which bunnies were famous bank robbers?
A: Bunny and Clyde!
Q: What kind of cars do bunnies drive?
A: Hop rods!
Q: What do bunnies sing at birthday parties?
A: Hoppy birthday to you!
Q: What did the bunnies say when the farmer caught them kissing in the garden?
A: Lettuce alone!
Q: What do you call a bunny with oodles of money?
A: A billion-hare!
Q: What game do little bunnies like to play?
A: Hopscotch!
Q: Why did the bunny get so mad?
A: She was having a bad hare day!
Bunny Bar Jokes
Energizer Bunny Dies
By Eaton Beaver Associated Press Writer - April 15, 2010 8:18 am EST
The Energizer Bunny, known best for, "going and going and going..." passed away last evening at 12:39am.
Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical examiner ruled that the death was caused by acute cardiac arrest, induced by sexual over-stimulation.
Apparently, someone put the battery in backwards and the bunny kept coming and coming and coming,...
Foul play has not been ruled out.
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