A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some
Alligator shoes. However he was not prepared to pay the high prices, and after
having failed to haggle the vendor down to a reasonable price level, ended up
shouting "I don't give two hoots for your shoes man, I'll go and kill my
own "croc!," to which the shopkeeper replied, "by all means, just
watch out for those two "ole boys" who are doing the same!".
So the man went out into the Bayou, and after a while saw two men with spears,
standing still in the water. 'They must be the 'ole boys' he thought. Just at
that point he noticed an alligator moving in the water towards one of them. The
guy stood completely passive, even as the gator came ever closer.
Just as the beast was about to swallow the him, he struck home with his spear
and wrestled the gator up onto the beach, where several already laying Together
the two guys threw the gator onto its back, where-upon one exclaimed "Darn!
This one doesn't have any shoes either!".